Full Reviews: DILDO BRUTALITY found some wimp you think can take my place?" he growled.
"Yeah, ya big lunk," she spit right back. He's a real man, more than you'll ever be. He know how to treat a lady. If you know what's good for you you'll leave me alone."
She was certainly being brave as I began to shake with more than just fear. I wondered if I could make the front door before he caught me.
The big lunk, giant, turned to me snarling with bad teeth and even worse smelling breath.
"Hey, punk. Stay away from my woman or I'll have to break you in half."
Now I can be intimidated and he was doing just that. Scared, as describing how I was feeling, would have been a gross understatement. Had I not just come back from the restroom I would have wet my pants.
"I don't like to be threatened, boy," I replied using the toughest sounding voice I could muster, surprised it didn't come out squeaking like the mouse I wanted to be. "Now go away before I have to get really tough." In a flash my hand was filled with forty-five automatic aimed right between his running lights.